February 2012
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My mom is making me audition for wheel of fortune today so i’ll be not here ffff I don’t really want to do this….
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Mapcrunch: Trailer
"Hello?"
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
"He-hello?"
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
MAPCRUNCH
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One last thing: I was wondering why my thigh hurt, and I just found a fucking huge purple and red bruise on the inside toward the back. Got it when I fell today. I already bruise like a soft summer peach but Jesus. It really hurts…. That and the ones on my knees weh weh
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k porn accomplished that means bedtime night y’all
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for ali: lady heavy/lady medic
They lived for the cold afternoons. It gave them an excuse to huddle together in Heavy’s room without the other women questioning them or giving them odd looks. The concrete BLU base did little to ward off drafts or keep in heat, and most of the ladies agreed it was best to settle in with a warm drink and a companion to ward off the chill.
Heavy and her...
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Anonymous asked: How do you know when you're in...
cornerof5thandvermouth:
cakemeister:
cornerof5thandvermouth:
cakemeister:
cornerof5thandvermouth:
cakemeister:
when you want to be a better person for someone else. when you want to make sure theyre happy and safe at all times. when you would do anything for them. when your heart feels full whenever you think of them. when you feel complete in their presence. when you understand that...
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cakemeister replied to your post: I’m going to go to sleep and I’m going to enjoy…
i would go with you…. less than a month smooshy we can make it!! i love you
oh my god ahhhhhhh yes so excited
is it march yet
next thursday is march +_+
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Anonymous asked: How do you know when you're in...
cornerof5thandvermouth:
cakemeister:
cornerof5thandvermouth:
cakemeister:
when you want to be a better person for someone else. when you want to make sure theyre happy and safe at all times. when you would do anything for them. when your heart feels full whenever you think of them. when you feel complete in their presence. when you understand that your relationship needs to be balanced, in...
Anonymous asked: What do you find attractive in a partner?
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Anonymous asked: How do you know when you're in...
cornerof5thandvermouth:
cakemeister:
when you want to be a better person for someone else. when you want to make sure theyre happy and safe at all times. when you would do anything for them. when your heart feels full whenever you think of them. when you feel complete in their presence. when you understand that your relationship needs to be balanced, in regards to power and emotion. when you...
Anonymous asked: How do you know when you're in love?
protowilson:
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Anonymous asked: What are your thoughts on medically transitioning?
Anonymous asked: Can you see yourself becoming single in the future?
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everyone go to my tumblr right now and look at it with goggles
Anonymous asked: Would you ever try giving a blowjob?
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out of curiosity, would any of you ever consider paying me to write you something? idek what i would charge, but i see people offer drawings for money all the time, would anyone even care enough to pay for fic?
I'll answer every single one of your extremely...
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DO ITTTT.
aLSO YES.
Sure, sure.
WHY NOT
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some of these i agree and some im like “website you are drunk”
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weeniehatgeneral replied to your post: okay i can’t draw on your page with goggles no matter how hard i try. i think you might have a ~*cursed blog*~
goggles.sneakygcr.net that
did you put a mustache beard combo on my icon
my tumblr has a sexy foot on it now………..
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mortson:
dumbpointyanimeshades:
my sister...
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I feel like my phone dies a little faster every day. Where the fuck is my car charger sob. It’s almost dead right now so if I disappear goodbye…….
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applecup replied to your post: applecup replied to your post: Jesus Christ why…
Ooh. Yeah, I did wonder if it was in reference to that :’)
Hypocrites: the most fun kind of people
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applecup replied to your post: Jesus Christ why would you think slashing…
…wat
Oh just tumblr dumbfuckery I ranted about it on dw just now
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Jesus Christ why would you think slashing fictional characters is making fun of gay people while simultaneously slashing them yourself INTERNET I DON’T UNDERSTAND YOU SOMETIMES
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cakemeister:
for anne: sniper/spy, spy has a piss fetish and sniper doesnt. warning for watersportz!!! Read More
Yes. Me, this Anne here. I demanded that this porn be wrought. Which is kind of hilarious, because under most circumstances, piss is my anti-fetish just as an extreme…
I am glad you like it haha and I now know more about urolagnia than I ever cared to...
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I’m slightly amused no one has commented on my sniper/spy piss-fest on tf2 chan yet. I’m not sure why, I just am.
“But then, the truth was never really the point. Thin women don’t tell their fat...”
– Kate Harding (via rhiannon-random)
another example of thin privilege, your body type doesn’t carry these negative synonyms
(via fatcatsandcurls)
Something to consider
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Ffff I tripped over a box and landed on my knees. It hurt and they’re already turning purple, but mostly it was just embarrassing cuz it was loud and everyone was like ARE YOU ALRIGHT i’m fine just stupid
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teddypup:
seeing that “how to draw heels” post just reminds me of how FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE they look
omg why
why do heels exist
why do people wear them
they look
painful
They cause a lot of foot problems. I can’t wear them, I only wear flat shoes. Any heel drives me nuts.
i like heels
If you can wear them go for it, my feet are just not made for...
