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I actually have to agree with the OP. They are correct in saying that only 10% of the population is gay. The problem is is that all the fanfiction is written by virgin, gay guy/yaoi fangirls who know nothing about how gay sex works. It’s like a bunch of nerdy 14 year old boys started writing lesbian fanfiction, it’s just not going to make sense. My biggest complaint with the TF2 fandom doing this is Medic and his rubber gloves. I see Medic dry jerking Heavy with his gloves on and my dick starts to hurt (FYI dry rubber and skin don’t slide over each other well). Plus I hate seeing them drawn like they are in the game. How does anyone find Heavy’s way out of whack proportions sexy?

>The problem is is that all the fanfiction is written by virgin, gay guy/yaoi fangirls who know nothing about how gay sex works.
>How does anyone find Heavy’s way out of whack proportions sexy?


“You homosexuals are a small portion of the population, stop being overrepresented in the fandom of a game that features masculine men fighting!”
Seriously, I think TF2 might be the gayest video game.

What game have you been playing? Because I see nothing gay about it. It’s a very VIOLENT game where people literally get blown to bits.

I’m playing the game where guys handle their weapons and shoot their loads at each other.
Okay, I’ll stop trolling now.

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I actually have to agree with the OP. They are correct in saying that only 10% of the population is gay. The problem is is that all the fanfiction is written by virgin, gay guy/yaoi fangirls who know nothing about how gay sex works. It’s like a bunch of nerdy 14 year old boys started writing lesbian fanfiction, it’s just not going to make sense. My biggest complaint with the TF2 fandom doing this is Medic and his rubber gloves. I see Medic dry jerking Heavy with his gloves on and my dick starts to hurt (FYI dry rubber and skin don’t slide over each other well). Plus I hate seeing them drawn like they are in the game. How does anyone find Heavy’s way out of whack proportions sexy?

>The problem is is that all the fanfiction is written by virgin, gay guy/yaoi fangirls who know nothing about how gay sex works.

>How does anyone find Heavy’s way out of whack proportions sexy?

“You homosexuals are a small portion of the population, stop being overrepresented in the fandom of a game that features masculine men fighting!”

Seriously, I think TF2 might be the gayest video game.

What game have you been playing? Because I see nothing gay about it. It’s a very VIOLENT game where people literally get blown to bits.

I’m playing the game where guys handle their weapons and shoot their loads at each other.

Okay, I’ll stop trolling now.

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    ^ this has made my day.
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    ^^^ And if they do get dry, that’s what lube is for.
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    i don’t know the fandom but DAMN
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    I was more surprised that I’m apparently female now.
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    lol I think I’d be too scared to try it!
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    Let me know the result :D All I know is that it smells nice. The web says it doesn’t harm the skin but that it’s also...
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    I partly agree with both. There’s so much weird fan fics out there, and most of them don’t even make sense at all. Sure,...
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    And then Cyan won the internet. Again.
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    Take me now, Cyan.
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    The simple thing to do is this… DON’T READ IT. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE ALL HAVE TO SAY THIS? DON’T EVEN LOOK AT IT, DON’T...
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    Come! I can be your Heavy!
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    Cyan, you are the best. Also, fuck off. One can be a virgin and write good smut. I’ve gotten compliments on my male/male...
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    And all I could think was “CYAN IS A BLU, CYAN IS A BLU!!!!!” … It feels weird being 14 again, doesn’t it?
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    World is 90% straight? Sources, OP. Sources.
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